Monday, March 14, 2016

Can anyone help me please!

It has almost reached the stage when it's all become too much! Nothing I do seems to improve the situation. My life has become one big calamity with failure after miserable failure. My body is in a constant state of anguish and rebellion. My mind appears to have given up the ghost in all but the minimum of mental tasks and refuses to allow reason to enter its tumultuous vault. I have scoured the web; solicited well meaning advice even sought the company of better minds but all to no avail. It seems that I am at the doorstep of the 'Waiting Room' where once inside it's only a matter of time before the door in front of you slowly creaks open and the beckoning finger appears from the darkness and in the immortal words of the late Roy Orbison, "It's Over".

If anyone has any last ditch advice to help improve my golf, I beg you speak up and speak up now before it's all too late. My life, such as it is, is in your hands.

God meets the world’s greatest golfers as they enter heaven.
God asks Arnie first: ‘What do you believe?’
Arnie thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, ‘I believe
in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in
giving. I was lucky, but I always tried to do right by my fans.’

God can’t help but see the essential goodness of Palmer, and offers him a
seat to his left.

Then God turns to Nicklaus and says, ‘What do you believe?’
Jack says ‘I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the
fundamentals Of life. I, too, have been lucky, but win or lose, I’ve
always tried to be a true sportsman, both on and off the playing fields.”

God is greatly moved by Jack’s high-pitched eloquence, and he offers him a
seat to his right.

Finally, God turns to Woods: ‘And you, Tiger, what do you believe?’
Tiger replies, ‘I believe you’re in my seat.’

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